Make the most of jail!

Jail can be unexpected and maybe scary. But just remember a few helpful hints to make the most of your experience:

1) Prepare some good stories. Totally bash Kevin, Mr., explaining your date in exaggerated detail. People love a good date gone wrong tale! Get some humor and pity all wrapped into one, and you’ll be a hit in no time.

2) Take advantage of the perks. They’re your rights. They WANT you to do this. “Can I get some more water? Is there a gym here? When’s lunch?”

2) If you are surrounded by women, especially Thai women, be prepared with some Madonna tunes. I suppose Madonna isn’t your only option, just choose an American classic. You’ll win them all over by inviting everyone for an old fashioned sing-a-long. This has been proven true by Bridge, the inspiration for all this mess.

3) Have a friend that will come bail you out within 24-48 hours. Otherwise this isn’t all that funny, and you’re kindof screwed.

Hope this helps all you jailbirds out there. Peace and love, Abby.


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